I have sweet sugary nipples. They're alternative. Don't Touch Me, I'm Explosive. Previously a Damsel in Distress, she crawled on her own from the near death experience. The depression that no man cared enough to save her forced her to eat excessively to become Fat Elvira. After hiding out in the circus for months, Fat Elvira ventured into a world were she tried the most delicious confectionary their was- The Rainbow Fruit Cake. She was instantly transformed into Cake Boy and lives on as Cake Boy.